1 00:00:01,392 --> 00:00:03,046 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:04,917 You're more stable and self-aware than you were. 3 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:10,662 And you're a loving person who deserves love. 4 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:13,665 REBECCA: I need to counteract 5 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:17,582 my systemic, socioeconomic, racial and cisgener advantages. 6 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,063 Oh, you mean that? 7 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,934 I am applying to law school! 8 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,458 [screams][laughs] 9 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:26,026 PAULA: I'm old. Maybe-maybe it's too late. 10 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,115 Maybe this whole law school thing is dumb, okay? 11 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:31,422 It's not dumb. Your dreams are not dumb. 12 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:34,425 The first second I came here, you've been so nice to me. 13 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,037 This is a joke. You're a joke, Bert. 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,343 I know that me being here is not your first choice, 15 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:41,215 but... you're stuck with me. 16 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,913 HEATHER: Hector and I bought a condo in El Segundo, 17 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:45,784 so... we're moving. 18 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:47,873 I'm moving to New York. 19 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,224 I am worried that your body spray is gonna 20 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,964 waft into her room and she's gonna know that you're here, 21 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:55,316 so leave... without wafting. 22 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,840 Someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in. 23 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:58,884 What is this? 24 00:00:59,494 --> 00:01:02,584 ♪ Meet Rebecca 25 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:05,804 ♪ She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ♪ 26 00:01:05,848 --> 00:01:09,286 ♪ Wrong Rebecca 27 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,462 ♪ It's this one over here 28 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:14,335 ♪ She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ♪ 29 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,902 ♪ Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ♪ 30 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:18,513 Hmm.♪ Okay, she's snarky 31 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,602 ♪ Sarcastic and a... What? ♪ 32 00:01:20,645 --> 00:01:24,475 ♪ You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ♪ 33 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:27,435 ♪ Meet Rebecca 34 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:30,307 ♪ She's too hard to summarize 35 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:33,310 ♪ So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ♪ 36 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:36,270 I eat my own eyelashes. 37 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,712 VALENCIA: Guys, I am so NYC right now. 38 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:47,368 My apartment is tiny... 39 00:01:47,411 --> 00:01:48,934 but I've got this great couch 40 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,284 that you can pull out to be a bed, 41 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,850 then a desk...Wow. 42 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,765 ...then a dining room table, and then a Pilates reformer. 43 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:55,767 Ooh, très chic! 44 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,291 It's like your little first-class cabin. 45 00:01:57,334 --> 00:01:59,902 Exactly. Especially since the bathroom is down the hall 46 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,078 and you share it with ten other people.Yeah. 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,993 Guys, I love having you both available 48 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,342 at the touch of a button. 49 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:08,606 Yay, technology, bridging the endless divides. 50 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,479 Well, I'm at Home Base, just 2.4 miles from you, so... 51 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:12,915 VALENCIA: Anyway, 52 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,569 how are you, Rebecca? Is today group therapy day? 53 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:18,094 No, V, her group is Thursday, individual therapy is Friday, 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,356 equestrian share circle is... 55 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,054 Wednesday, and horses give me a rash now, 56 00:02:22,098 --> 00:02:23,317 so I don't even think I'm gonna go anymore. 57 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,448 God, this is exhausting. 58 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,058 Guys, I know all this emotional work 59 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:27,669 is necessary and productive, 60 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,540 but I'm excited to have a day off. 61 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,890 For 24 hours, I don't want to talk about my feelings 62 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,631 or my problems or my personality disorder. 63 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,416 And I know just what I want to do today. 64 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,895 So, I was on Instagram, 65 00:02:36,939 --> 00:02:39,420 and I found this place called Harry's Hog Shop, 66 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,117 it's this BBQ place in Irvine... 67 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,684 Oh, I love that place. 68 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,687 I peep at their Instagram all day; it's pure food porn. 69 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,645 I really want to bone those ribs. 70 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:50,648 Awesome. So let's go! Let's go get some treif. 71 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:54,304 Man, I can't. I'm working today at two diff HB's. Ugh, sorry. 72 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,958 You should call Paula. 73 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,481 Isn't that what you guys like to do together? 74 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,483 Eat food for fun instead of fuel? 75 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,224 REBECCA: No, she's studying today. 76 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:03,357 Poop.Oh, I know. 77 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,359 What about the rest of your old Whitefeather crew? 78 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:06,403 You could go with one of them? 79 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,405 Oh, that's a good idea. 80 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,755 I don't really spend much time with any of them anymore 81 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,409 and no one really knows me well enough 82 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:13,802 to get into the heavy stuff. 83 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:17,719 Yeah, I'll just fire up that old work text chain. 84 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,286 [sighs] 85 00:03:19,329 --> 00:03:21,331 [reading along] 86 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:28,382 And send. 87 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,253 HEATHER: Hold on. Wait a second, Rebecca. 88 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:33,256 Is, um, Darryl on that text chain? 89 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,866 Yeah.Ugh. Darryl, right. 90 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,868 My bad. Listen, if you're looking to keep it light, 91 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,262 he's not your person. He's so emo. 92 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:42,265 Yeah, love him, but he is a "have a feeling, say a feeling" 93 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,310 kind of guy. 94 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,789 It'll be fine. Even if he comes, 95 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,313 there will be a ton of other people there. 96 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,576 It's all good. And he's my friend. 97 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:51,056 He'll be fine if I just explain to him what I want. 98 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:54,146 I don't know, can you really ask people to be notwho they are? 99 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:59,282 Especially someone who is so... um, Darryl. 100 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:02,546 Ugh.DARRYL: Doing baby laundry makes me want to cry. 101 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:03,982 Look at her little socks. 102 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,333 She's already getting too big for some of them. 103 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,117 God, time flies, Evelyn. 104 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,684 I feel like I'm already losing her. 105 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,512 Oh, let me do that, Darryl. 106 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,906 I'm the nanny. It's what I do. 107 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:17,039 You've been home every day since I started. 108 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,345 The point of hiring me 109 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,608 is so that you can get your life started again. 110 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,697 See friends, have fun. 111 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:24,916 Okay. I guess you're right. 112 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,962 It's just, who would I go with? 113 00:04:27,005 --> 00:04:28,529 Where would I go? 114 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:35,144 I missed a text. Huh. 115 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:36,928 Yum! 116 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:38,495 REBECCA: Ugh. AJ, listen to this 117 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,975 parade of no's. 118 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:42,717 George: "Did you mean to send this to me? If yes, no." 119 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,589 Bert: "Not allowed within the Irvine city limits." 120 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:48,940 Maya: "Eek, sorry, can't. In Solvang with Emma Watson." 121 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,378 Oh, yeah.Who says "eek, sorry" anyway? 122 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:52,596 Ooh, AJ, can you come? 123 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,206 Eek, sorry. I'm working. 124 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,383 For you. Right now. In front of you. 125 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,472 Oh, right. Boo.If you're looking for fun, 126 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,300 why not go on the apps? 127 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,214 You haven't been on a date since I started working here 128 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,434 and you're afraid your hymen is coming back. 129 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,435 Wait, how'd you know that? 130 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,350 You told me. Repeatedly. 131 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,831 I was gonna report it to HR, but you are HR. 132 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,660 [groans] And AJ, I just can't go on the apps. 133 00:05:12,703 --> 00:05:14,531 I only attract toxic or unavailable men, 134 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,446 then I fall for them. It's... a whole thing. 135 00:05:16,490 --> 00:05:18,361 I should tell you about it sometime, oof. 136 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,755 You've told me about it. You've done nothing but talk about it. 137 00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:22,583 I was actually gonna report that, too. 138 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,498 God, why is this so hard? 139 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:27,501 I just want to share a fun and carefree car trip 140 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,024 and some smoked meats with someone 141 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:30,504 who's a super chill hang. 142 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,288 [phone chimes] 143 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,509 Oh... 144 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,815 Darryl's in. Huh? 145 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,643 [scoffs] You said you wanted a chill hang. 146 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,297 That's not Darryl. 147 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,386 We only met once and ended up spending the whole time 148 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,475 talking about our mothers and crying our eyes out. 149 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,737 Dude is extra. 150 00:05:46,781 --> 00:05:49,479 Well, AJ, everyone else said no. 151 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:50,785 So Darryl is what I got. 152 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:52,787 And it's gonna work. It has to. 153 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,529 I need this day. 154 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,190 Oh, there you are. 155 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,801 Thought you were studying for your finals. 156 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:09,412 Well, I was about to. In here. 157 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:10,979 In my new office. 158 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:14,591 Um, but I couldn't get started because something's missing. 159 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,071 Your butt in a chair? 160 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,595 [laughs] No. A desk. 161 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:19,901 I need a desk. 162 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,556 I need to study for finals and soon, the bar, 163 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:26,429 and to do that I need a proper, lawyerly desk. 164 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,171 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 165 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,868 A lawyer, Scott. 166 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:33,218 Well, you've worked so hard. You're almost there, babe. 167 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,003 Sometimes I can't believe it. 168 00:06:35,046 --> 00:06:37,397 I mean, you know, my dad always-- hold on. 169 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,311 Let's not restrict this just to my dad. 170 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:43,620 Everyone said that I would end up nothing but a baby factory 171 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,448 and yet here I am, 172 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,843 about to introduce myself to the world as an attorney. 173 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:52,063 And all I need to do to get to that monumental, 174 00:06:52,107 --> 00:06:53,630 not-at-all scary place 175 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,110 is study. 176 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,459 Hence, a desk. 177 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,678 We have that folding table in the garage. 178 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,114 I'll get it. 179 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:01,246 A folding table? Come on. Scott, no. 180 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:04,075 I have found the perfect desk. 181 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:07,644 It is gorgeous, and it totally says "big-time lawyer lady." 182 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,430 The only problem is that it is in San Bernardino 183 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:12,083 and it is too big for our minivan, 184 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:17,088 so I found an app called... "Bro With A Truck." 185 00:07:17,132 --> 00:07:19,439 They send a bro with a pickup, 186 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:24,748 and I'm pretty excited because my bro is Driver 78. 187 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,490 He has a five-star rating, he likes music, 188 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:32,364 is a Pisces, and he scuba dived off the Great Barrier Reef. 189 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,758 Sounds like you're going on a date with him or something. 190 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,368 Tanya! 191 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:39,459 Have a great day. Hope it's a great desk, you deserve it. 192 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:43,114 God, I love that. Still remains a tasty move. 193 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,293 Here is your burger and cabbage. 194 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:51,688 I call it the "No One Wants That," so... 195 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,777 Okay, you're welcome. Did you want anything to drink? 196 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,039 Yes, water. 197 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,694 Yes, water, please and thank you. 198 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:58,565 If you say so. 199 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,131 Ah. 200 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:06,094 Hey, Nathaniel. 201 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,748 I went to your house but you weren't there, 202 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,490 so I called all of the dining establishments in the city 203 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,665 until I found you. 204 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,188 Why?Oh, some mail came 205 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,668 for you at the office yesterday, 206 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:17,235 so I thought I'd bring it to you the way, you know, 207 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,759 coworkers with a good rapport 208 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:21,544 bring things to each other on Saturdays. 209 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,503 Uh-oh. 210 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,593 Burger salad. Are you in trouble? 211 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,596 My grandmother used to make that for me and my seven sisters 212 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:30,814 when we were bad. 213 00:08:30,858 --> 00:08:32,294 Great. Mail. Cool. 214 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:35,645 Okay, you got me. The mail was a pretext. 215 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:38,648 I wanted to spend some out-of-office time with you. 216 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,650 We started off on the wrong foot. 217 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,696 I'd-I'd really like to get to know each other. 218 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,741 Huh. I don't want to do that. 219 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,177 But I-I do want to do that. 220 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:59,800 But... all right, m-maybe some other time. 221 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,279 Bye-bye. 222 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,283 Here you go. I'm sorry. 223 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,503 He's so rude. I kind of just think that's who he is. 224 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,244 He dated one of my best friends 225 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,463 and he was also randomly at my wedding 226 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,204 because my husband is his surf instructor. 227 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:16,947 But I've always never liked him. I think he's kind of a dick. 228 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,470 I don't know. I think he's just 229 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,298 not very open emotionally, because he's sad 230 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:21,691 about some things in his life. 231 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:22,953 I get it. 232 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,476 When my seven sisters died 233 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,522 in that tragic tandem bike accident, 234 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,265 it took me 14 years to deal with it, to even cry. 235 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,876 One good cry and that young man... 236 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,443 well, he'll probably have a ways to go, 237 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,620 but, I don't know, maybe it'll work. 238 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,970 I just think he's broken. 239 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,842 I'm so sorry about your sisters. 240 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,191 Thank you.Yeah. 241 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,063 Ooh, you should have seen the mess. 242 00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:48,805 Boom! [imitates snapping] 243 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:51,068 Hello? 244 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:56,813 [knocks]MAN: Driver 78 is here! 245 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,556 P-P-P-Paula! 246 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,689 It is you. [sighs] 247 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,692 Customer 99 is you. Yes! 248 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,650 You? It's you? It's not you. 249 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,130 You don't scuba dive. 250 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,437 Uh, yeah, I scuba-did. When I was ten, I scuba-doved. 251 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,396 That's not-- scuba-dove... 252 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,355 I-I thought you had another job. You're a DJ. 253 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,661 Yeah, that's at night. 254 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,707 During the day I like to pick up some extra cash. 255 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,839 Plus, Hector's mom likes me to be out of the house 256 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:26,103 during the day; that's when she Jacuzzis and edits the podcast. 257 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,888 Well, that's good. I mean, you're saving up money 258 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:29,106 to move out of her house, then. 259 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,108 What? No. I'm not moving out. 260 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,110 [laughs] Though we could use a bigger place 261 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,851 and we do dream about owning. 262 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:38,638 Wow. Josh... [laughs] 263 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:43,555 I am, I am, as always, amazed at your utter Joshness. 264 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,035 Thanks.Look, 265 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,951 I just don't know if I can do this today. 266 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,040 I thought I was gonna spend the day with a stranger. 267 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,696 And maybe I should just get another driver. 268 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,697 Do-do it tomorrow. 269 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,046 Cancellation fee is $200. 270 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,701 Okay, let's go. 271 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,877 Damn it! 272 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:03,706 ♪ Everybody's falling for each other ♪ 273 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,839 ♪ Bom-bom, bom, all-all one by... ♪ 274 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,581 Nathaniel? 275 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,975 [quietly]: What? 276 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,026 Uh, what happened? 277 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,854 I forgot to charge my car and now I'm out of juice. 278 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,159 I've been trying to get an Uber, 279 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,466 but these idiot drivers keep canceling on me. 280 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,686 Huh. You must have a bad rating. 281 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,426 The ratings go both ways? 282 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,993 [scoffs] Socialists. 283 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,081 Okay, good catching up, bye-bye. 284 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,735 No, wait, wait, wait. Um... Uh... 285 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,171 can I have a ride? 286 00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,045 Ugh, sorry. 287 00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:41,352 Can I have a ride, please and thank you? 288 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,181 [knocking] 289 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,141 [exclaims][chuckles] 290 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,012 Look at you! 291 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:53,234 You look like a small-town mayor at a 1970s rodeo. 292 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,365 Or, oh, you look like the guy in the porno 293 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,758 who goes, "Nancy, 294 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:58,718 I want those oil reports on my desk yesterday." 295 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,415 [chuckles] Thank you. 296 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,069 I go all-out for barbecue. It's like I say: 297 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,071 "It ain't a real meal 298 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,334 unless you suit up from hat to heel." 299 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,118 [laughs]Ha! That's funny. 300 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,641 Oh, you're fun. 301 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,121 And anyone who said you would not be fun 302 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,819 or would be super emo is wrong, 303 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,255 because you're already rhyming 304 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,822 and you're already in a costume... 305 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,910 Well, this is not a costume... 306 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,520 In an outfit that screams "costume," 307 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,565 and we're just gonna have fun, fun, fun. 308 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,263 Hey, before then-- um, 309 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,613 Darryl, you know I'm in an extensive amount of therapy, 310 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,267 and I have learned in therapy 311 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,485 to make my wishes clear. 312 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,400 So I would like to clearly say... 313 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,273 I'm just looking for a fun, easy breezy day, 314 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,231 no heavy convos-- is that cool? 315 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,146 Yep. No problem. 316 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,931 Aw, look at us. 317 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,759 Me and you, heading out on the open road, 318 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,586 two old friends that... 319 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,414 have been through so much together... 320 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,069 Yep, that's not what you want. 321 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,984 I will not do that again. 322 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,290 All right. Let's go. 323 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,553 [clicks tongue] Okeydokey, pokey. 324 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:54,817 [exhales] 325 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,828 JOSH: So therapy has given me a whole new perspective 326 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,830 on the world, a whole new vocabulary 327 00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:09,310 for talking about my feelings, 328 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,920 also something to do on Monday nights, huh? 329 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,269 [chuckles] 330 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,097 That's nice, Josh. Good for you. 331 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,447 Yeah, I think some of my issues started with potty training. 332 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,666 My mother bribed me with candy, 333 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,799 so I wasn't internally motivated. 334 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,627 I mean, you really need to start with what's inside 335 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,586 and then go outside. At least... 336 00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,109 ...got hard candy if I went number one, 337 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,850 I got chocolate if I did number two, 338 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,330 which I thought was kind of funny, 339 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,375 because, like, chocolate. Oh, that reminds me-- 340 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,812 being picked first for kickball 341 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:36,728 every single time was at once an honor and a burden, 342 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:39,601 and created a kind of split in my psyche. 343 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,821 I mean, it's not that difficult of a difference. 344 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,040 Okay-- shotokan, tae kwon do. 345 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,478 ...need to count in Korean-- hana, dul, set, net, dasol, 346 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,872 yasot, iilgup, yodol. And then Japanese is 347 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,223 ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, shichi, hachi, kyuu, juu. 348 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,877 I get 'em confused, sometimes, 349 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,705 but it's really not hard at all. 350 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,708 When I was working at Aloha, I felt so trapped 351 00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,928 in that back office. Sometimes literally, 352 00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,104 because Alex would put boxes in front of the door, 353 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,583 and that sucked. 354 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:06,846 No, sorry. [scoffs] 355 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,370 That made me feel sucked. Ugh. 356 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,850 Josh, what? 357 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,373 Oh, yeah. [chuckles] 358 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,765 You're not in therapy. 359 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,811 You don't get the lingo. 360 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,030 Well, what's the lingo for, 361 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,206 "For the love of God, please stop talking"? 362 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,861 I think it's, "Let's sit with that for a minute." 363 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,775 Right.Dr. A says that a lot. 364 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,995 Mm-hmm.[sighs] 365 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,824 Anyway, what's so special about this desk that you got to go 366 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,347 all the way out to San Bernardino? 367 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,175 There's got to be some good desks closer to home... 368 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:35,091 Josh... I don't want to talk. 369 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,926 So I'll just drop you off at your apartment, or...? 370 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,014 No, I'm going to Santa Monica. 371 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,450 Santa Monica, pronto. 372 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,887 What? 373 00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,932 Oh, God. Sorry. 374 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,848 Santa Monica, please, pronto. 375 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,416 Oh, wow, you're a real piece of work. 376 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,897 You're asking to be chauffeured to the beach? 377 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,464 You've got a lot of nerve. 378 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,249 But lucky for you, I am headed 379 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,860 to the El Segundo Home Base, which is at the beach, 380 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,342 so it's basically on the way and also I'm a really nice person. 381 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,779 Okay. Thank you. 382 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,955 Wow, "thank you"-- we're really getting somewhere. 383 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,958 God, this car... is disgusting. 384 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,526 This is like an old mobile garbage can. 385 00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,962 How do you live like this?What? 386 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,137 There's nothing wrong with this car. 387 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,965 It gets me where I need to go 388 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,402 and I have access to all of my belongings, which is great. 389 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,143 Okay.Also, it's none of your business. 390 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,623 Cool. Well, if I need a dirty shirt 391 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:31,495 or an empty water bottle or hair scrunchies,What... 392 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,932 I'm good to go. 393 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,063 Oh, yeah, 'cause I'm the weird one. 394 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,586 Why are you clutching that envelope? 395 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,066 This envelope is not your concern. 396 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,939 Just drive, please. Thank you. Pronto. 397 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,898 Fine, but your rating is gonna be a zero, so... 398 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,944 [scoffs][scoffs] 399 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,992 [sighs] It's a lovely day to eat some ribs, right? 400 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,472 Yeah, it's a beautiful day.Mm. 401 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,996 So, you talk to Valencia and Heather lately?Uh-huh. 402 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,085 They're doing great, right?Yeah. 403 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,653 Must be hard that they moved away. 404 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,003 How's that make you feel? Heart hurting? 405 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,874 Oh, sorry. 406 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,398 No, I-I did it. I see that. 407 00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,356 It's okay. You made a mistake. 408 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,837 We all make mistakes, God knows I do. It's fine. 409 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,187 Um, let's do something fun. Let's sing a car song. 410 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,537 Oh, I know a great car song, let me teach you. It goes... 411 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,017 [singsongy]: "This song goes in a loop-de-loop. 412 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,540 [chuckles]: I love car songs.It starts... The... 413 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,715 I love 'em.Oh. 414 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,891 They remind me of my childhood. 415 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,502 What was your childhood like? 416 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,286 Oh, was it tough? 417 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,985 Oh, tell me your-your first sad memory that you can think of. 418 00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,945 Hey, Darryl, just... can we not? 419 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,338 I'm begging you. 420 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:32,948 Just... can we not? 421 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,994 My bad.Thank you. 422 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,303 [exhales] 423 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,349 [ice rattling] 424 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,050 [slurping] 425 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,314 Hey... could you not do that either? 426 00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,360 Thanks. 427 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,233 [sighs] 428 00:16:57,277 --> 00:17:00,106 ♪ 429 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,152 [groans][speaking indistinctly] 430 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,155 [sighs] 431 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,201 ♪ 432 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,249 ♪ Well, you set out on a road trip ♪ 433 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,425 ♪ And you thought it would be really fun ♪ 434 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,688 ♪ Thought, thought, thought it'd be fun♪ 435 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:21,431 ♪ Cruisin' down the highway in the bright California sun ♪ 436 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,999 ♪ Sun fun, fun in the sun♪ 437 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,567 ♪ But something feels off, something's not quite right ♪ 438 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,959 ♪ And now you're hoping that 439 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,092 ♪ The end's in sight, because you're ♪ 440 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,660 ♪ Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be ♪ 441 00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,096 ♪ Trapped in a car with 442 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,403 ♪ Trapped, trapped, trapped in a car♪ 443 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:39,406 ♪ Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be ♪ 444 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,060 ♪ Trapped in a car with 445 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,105 ♪ Trapped, trapped, trapped in a car♪ 446 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,846 ♪ And now this person's eating corn chips ♪ 447 00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,022 ♪ Where did those come from? 448 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,589 HEATHER and PAULA: ♪ From, from, where did the corn chips come from?♪ 449 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,591 ♪ It's hard to focus on a podcast ♪ 450 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,028 ♪ Because they've started to hum ♪ 451 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,074 REBECCA and NATHANIEL: ♪ Hum, hum, I will rip off your mouth♪ 452 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,424 ♪ We pass a mini golf course and they go ♪ 453 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,252 ♪ "Ooh!" NATHANIEL: ♪ Just when you think it's getting better ♪ 454 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,080 ♪ They take off their shoes, because you're ♪ 455 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:03,908 ALL: ♪ Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be ♪ 456 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,693 ♪ Trapped in a car with 457 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,999 ♪ Oh, God, your toes, do you have a disease? ♪ 458 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:10,263 ALL: ♪ Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be ♪ 459 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,178 ♪ Trapped in a car with 460 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,963 REBECCA and NATHANIEL: ♪ They smell so bad, see a doctor, please ♪ 461 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:22,057 ♪ And the car ride is so endless ♪ 462 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,192 ♪ It feels like so much time has passed ♪ 463 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,151 ♪ That your taste evolves 464 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,153 ♪ And you enter a more 465 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:36,419 ♪ Experimental era of your music career ♪ 466 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,168 [barks] 467 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:50,955 ♪ Why do we even have cars at all? ♪ 468 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:55,699 ♪ In the scheme of things, this Earth is small ♪ 469 00:18:55,743 --> 00:19:00,400 ♪ Or do I really need to travel somewhere? ♪ 470 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:05,405 ♪ Or can I get there in my mind? ♪ 471 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:09,191 ♪ I could leave everyone else behind ♪ 472 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,846 ♪ Like him 473 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,109 ♪ And her 474 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,417 ♪ And him 475 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,900 ♪ Alhambra, Glendora 476 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:25,207 ♪ La Puente, here's some more-a ♪ 477 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,253 ♪ Covina, Pasadena 478 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:29,298 ♪ My baby, have you seen her? 479 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,647 ♪ Oh, no 480 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,520 ♪ The car ride has gone on so long ♪ 481 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,522 ♪ That we're now in the later 482 00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,438 ♪ More commercial stages of our career ♪ 483 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,483 ♪ Because we're 484 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,920 ♪ Trapped in a car with someone ♪ 485 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,662 ♪ I don't wanna be trapped in a car with ♪ 486 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:49,449 ♪ Ontario, Alhambra, we already said Alhambra ♪ 487 00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,842 NATHANIEL, PAULA, HEATHER: ♪ Trapped in a car with someone ♪ 488 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:54,149 ♪ We don't wanna be 489 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,585 ♪ Trapped in a car with 490 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:59,285 ♪ Piña colada, that should be a city♪ 491 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:03,158 ♪ Trapped in a song with someone we don't wanna be ♪ 492 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,116 ♪ Trapped in a song with 493 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,381 ♪ Trapped, trapped, trapped in a song♪ 494 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:12,689 ♪ Trapped in a car with someone I don't wanna be ♪ 495 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:16,040 ♪ Trapped in a car with ♪ Trapped, trapped...♪ 496 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,608 [mumbling]: ♪ Trapped in a car with someone I don't wanna be ♪ 497 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,697 ♪ Trapped in a car with. What are you mumbling 498 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,743 progressively more quietly each time? 499 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,528 Nothing.Okay. 500 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,930 WOMAN: So you need a desk for studying! 501 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,193 How wonderful. 502 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,107 What are you studying for? 503 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,674 Uh, law school finals. 504 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066 I mean, I haven't started yet. 505 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,981 I need the right desk. You get it. 506 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,680 No, not really. But I-I do my bills 507 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,204 standing over a sink eating a ripe grapefruit. 508 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,250 Saves a plate. 509 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,211 Oh. You need this desk for your finals, Paula? 510 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,866 Wow, what an important errand I'm on. 511 00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,259 So honored. 512 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,304 All right, let's get this puppy in the truck 513 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,958 and get you studying ASAP. 514 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,308 Now? Right now? I... 515 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:09,137 Wow, this whole thing is just gonna take 90 minutes. 516 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,878 That's so fast. 517 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,489 Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. Uh-oh. 518 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,274 There's a scratch here.WOMAN: Really? 519 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,145 I-I don't see how. 520 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,453 I stored it away from my leopard and my anteaters. 521 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,544 Uh, no, I mean, well, look right here. 522 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,851 It's a big old scratch that wasn't in the photos, 523 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:32,073 so because it wasn't previously disclosed-- lawyer term-- 524 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:35,337 um, it's just not gonna work out for me, Mrs. Beattie, I'm sorry. 525 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:37,252 But, um, that's okay, 526 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,036 because I was looking at another desk. 527 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,212 It's in San Diego, and if we take all the right freeways, 528 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,301 it's only three hours. 529 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,520 No, Paula, you need this desk now. 530 00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:47,349 It's an important step to you becoming a lawyer. 531 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:50,309 Don't worry, this won't hold us up. I got this. 532 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,615 I brought a wood finishing pen in case there were any dings 533 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,182 or nicks in the moving process. 534 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:58,099 Oh, well, aren't you... clever. 535 00:21:58,142 --> 00:22:00,928 JOSH: See, works like a charm. 536 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,321 [laughs] 537 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,802 Wow, it really does. Well done. 538 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,282 So let's load it in the truck. 539 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,631 Well, n-no, we can't go now. 540 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,242 I mean, that would be rude. We just got here 541 00:22:11,286 --> 00:22:13,332 and I'm sure Mrs. Beattie wants to show us 542 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,247 all of her beautiful trash... sures. 543 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,293 Oh, excuse me, honey. 544 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,383 You really want to hear all about my wonderful belongings? 545 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:24,691 PAULA: Yeah.BEATTIE: Well, this owl right here... 546 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,607 PAULA: Has no eyes.BEATTIE: I don't like them looking at me. 547 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,614 So, the whole ride, you're just not gonna tell me 548 00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,093 why you're cuddling a puffy envelope 549 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,834 like a toddler clutching a stuffed animal? 550 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,401 Why do you care?Oh, I don't. 551 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,229 I'm just annoyed that you won't tell me. 552 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,796 I mean, you were at my wedding. 553 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,450 [scoffs]: So what? 554 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,277 So that, like, bonds us. 555 00:22:46,321 --> 00:22:47,844 [chuckles] It really doesn't. 556 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:49,629 I was at Kate Middleton's wedding 557 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:51,108 and we barely speak anymore. 558 00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,632 Okay. 559 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:55,591 [metallic rattling] 560 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,420 Why is your car making weird noises? 561 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,944 Oh, yeah. Those aren't weird. 562 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,293 I know exactly what those are. 563 00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,904 It happens every 12 miles or so. 564 00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:06,950 I just duct tape the coolant hose and then I'm good to go. 565 00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,911 [scoffs] Wow. Crafty. Very Etsy. 566 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:12,521 Mm-hmm. Yep. 567 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:15,394 I am gonna pull over though, 'cause this is pretty dangerous, 568 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,047 so... Yes. 569 00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:18,614 ♪ Turn your radio on 570 00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:22,009 ♪ I think they're playing Haggard and Jones ♪ 571 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,102 Oh, this place is so cool! 572 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:31,453 Yeah, yeah, it's real awesome. 573 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,628 Howdy! 574 00:23:32,672 --> 00:23:35,152 How many buckaroos will you be?Just two. 575 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:38,286 Two buddies sharing a special day in our lives. 576 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,549 No, it-it's just a regular day. 577 00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:42,464 Uh, he's being a little extra right now. 578 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,987 Oh.What does that mean? 579 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:45,467 What does "extra" mean? 580 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,513 I hope you don't mind, the only table we have left 581 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:50,472 is what we call our "Hitched At The Hip" table. 582 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:52,953 It's facing the same way, cuddled in together. 583 00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:54,998 Okay. Uh-huh, uh-huh. 584 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,478 Fun. Fun, fun, fun. Fun. 585 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,567 Yeah, as long as I don't talk about any heavy stuff. 586 00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:00,047 This one wants to keep it light today. 587 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,788 Okay, Darryl, I'm sure the nice lady 588 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,093 doesn't want to hear about us. 589 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:04,617 Yeah, you see, she's been through a lot; 590 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:05,705 she has a disorder. 591 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:07,358 Oh, my God, Darryl, will you stop? 592 00:24:07,402 --> 00:24:08,534 I'm sorry. 593 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:10,884 Why are you mad? 594 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,668 You know why I'm mad. 595 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,454 I just wanted to have a fun day. 596 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:16,759 Why is that too much to ask? 597 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,369 I tried. I was trying. 598 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,196 Okay, well, not hard enough. 599 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,068 You know what? 600 00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:22,939 Let's just go. This was a bad idea. 601 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,375 It's not your fault. 602 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:27,335 You just happen to be everything I didn't want today. 603 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,947 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean that. 604 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:32,514 Yeah, you did. Okay. 605 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:33,907 Let's just, let's just leave. 606 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,779 No. No, no. I'm not about to get into a car with you. 607 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:39,695 I can't believe that I used the first day away from Hebby 608 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,218 to be with you.Darryl, 609 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:43,177 come on.You know, sometimes I think we're close, 610 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,135 like when you give me parts of your genetic code 611 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:46,876 to make a person, but sometimes it feels like 612 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,835 you just don't like me. 613 00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:49,966 And I look past it, 614 00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:52,491 because I like the good parts of you, 615 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,405 and I know you have some challenges, 616 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:57,713 but that is no excuse for you to be unkind. 617 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:10,552 BEATTIE: And this is Terrence. 618 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,423 He's missing an eyeball. [chuckles] 619 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,687 My husband hit him over the head with a shovel 620 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,124 and the eyeball went flying. 621 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:20,780 Actually, I think it's in this candy tin right here. 622 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,825 Oh, you know, Paula, we got to go. 623 00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,524 W-While you guys are talking about eyeballs and stuff, 624 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:28,309 I'll put the desk in the truck, okay? Just meet me out there. 625 00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,833 By yourself? That seems heavy. 626 00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:32,705 Maybe I should call for another bro. 627 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,445 Nah, I got this. 628 00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,012 [grunting] 629 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,884 BEATTIE: Oh, dear.PAULA: Wow. 630 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:43,498 Oh, uh, your, uh, water cooler's empty. 631 00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,156 Ah. 632 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,810 There we go. 633 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:52,463 Don't worry, Paula, 634 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:53,726 I'll have you studying in no time. 635 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,336 I won't let you down. 636 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:56,555 Let's hug. 637 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,471 [Paula sighs] 638 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:04,563 Oh... [chuckles] 639 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,434 All right. 640 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,132 [sighs] 641 00:26:09,176 --> 00:26:11,178 ♪ 642 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,793 [camera clicks] 643 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:21,231 I'm gonna put this on my sad cowboy Instagram meme account. 644 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,146 [laughs] 645 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:31,764 I just want to wait in peace for my Uber, thank you. 646 00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,243 [sighs] 647 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,293 Darryl, I'm really sorry. 648 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:40,642 And there's no excuse 649 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,383 for how I spoke to you. 650 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,559 ButI needed a break from being asked 651 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,649 to explore and express and expand upon my feelings. 652 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,956 I do it all the time, and I'm just exhausted. 653 00:26:49,999 --> 00:26:51,479 But that's not your fault. 654 00:26:51,522 --> 00:26:52,654 And I really am 655 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:54,656 very sorry for what I said. 656 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,180 And for how I've been all day. 657 00:26:57,224 --> 00:26:58,834 Okay. 658 00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,662 Thank you. 659 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,578 I don't think an Uber's even coming. 660 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,711 I've got a two-star, "too-talkative" rating. 661 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,190 You know what? 662 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:08,801 I got an idea. Let's do this, 663 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,629 let's just go get something to eat. 664 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:11,934 I personally am starving. 665 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,588 [laughs]Oh, my God, me, too. 666 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,503 Let's just get down on some ribs. 667 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:16,547 Okay?Ah. 668 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:17,723 No more emotional sharing, 669 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,376 no more probing, none of it. 670 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:20,943 Really? 'Cause I would love that. 671 00:27:20,987 --> 00:27:23,380 Oh, well, it's happening.[laughs] 672 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:24,643 Boom! 673 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,296 What?!Ha-ha-ha! 674 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,517 ♪ Look at this, 'cause I'm always prepared. ♪ 675 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:30,692 Oh, my God, that's awesome. 676 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,085 That's for you, my friend. No! 677 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,521 Come on, little lady.Okay. 678 00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:35,523 Let's get our feed on![laughs] 679 00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,612 NATHANIEL: I can't believethis 680 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,701 is your car, this is what you drive. 681 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:42,182 Aren't you supposed to be, like, a branch manager or something? 682 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,879 And you drive around in an old junker? 683 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,664 Is that what you think of yourself? 684 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,317 I did not ask for your opinion. 685 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:48,710 Okay. It's just that people 686 00:27:48,754 --> 00:27:50,712 who respect themselves usually drive decent cars 687 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,888 they keep clean; it's just a fact. 688 00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:55,804 You know, I've had about enough of you. You're being a dick. 689 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:56,936 Pardon me? 690 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,328 No, pardon you. 691 00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,983 Oh, my God, you think the world revolves around you 692 00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:02,593 because you're all smart and tall 693 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,247 and rich and white and spoiled 694 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:06,423 and male with playful hair. 695 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,730 Hey, don't talk about my hair.Let me tell you something. 696 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:11,341 I know you think you're awesome, I get that, but I don't like you. 697 00:28:11,385 --> 00:28:13,343 I never liked you. I don't like how you talk to people. 698 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,694 I nevergot what Rebecca saw in you. 699 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:16,912 I think you're a rich, entitled bully, 700 00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:19,088 and you're hiding what's in that envelope, 701 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:21,438 and it's so freaking weird! You're weird. 702 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:23,527 I'mweird? You drive Archie's jalopy, 703 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:25,138 and I'mthe weird one? 704 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,748 Just shut up and just give me 705 00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,707 that envelope.No. Hey. 706 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,665 Oh! 707 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,451 Oh, my God. 708 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,888 What is all this? 709 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:38,847 It's Heidi. 710 00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:40,675 I'm sorry, what? 711 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,677 These are the ashes of Heidi, 712 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,679 my beloved, dead au pair. 713 00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,116 Oh. 714 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:54,384 Mmm. Mmm. 715 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:55,821 Mmm, God.Mmm, mmm. 716 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:57,692 So... good. 717 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:58,911 Mmm.Oh. 718 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:03,524 Oh, I guess you guys hatedit. 719 00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:04,786 [laughs]It was disgusting. 720 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:07,136 No, we are never coming back here. Uh-uh.Oh! 721 00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,398 Ah.There you go. 722 00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,009 Thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you. 723 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:12,794 Hey, you want to get back to the maze? Yes! 724 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,535 Mmm.Choose your weapon. 725 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:16,755 Mmm. Mmm, mmm. 726 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,931 Okay, so, let's see, we start at the sexy cowgirl. 727 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:20,671 The weirdly sexy cowgirl. 728 00:29:20,715 --> 00:29:22,935 Mm-hmm. And that pony's not too bad, either.And then we... 729 00:29:22,978 --> 00:29:24,153 [both laugh] 730 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,720 You know what?What? 731 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,070 I'm really happy that you just wanted to have fun today. 732 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,463 Really?Yeah. 733 00:29:29,506 --> 00:29:31,770 'Cause you're right, sometimes I can be too... 734 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:35,077 probe-y and disclose-y and look inward-y. 735 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:36,775 I mean, you'd make a great gynecologist. 736 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,299 [laughing] 737 00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:40,822 But now, look at us. 738 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,216 We are fun. 739 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,871 You know, we're fun people, we're really fun people.Probably the best table. 740 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:47,437 Best table on the block. 741 00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:49,178 And... 742 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:50,484 thank you. 743 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,096 Hey. 744 00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:56,011 Should we get some more food? 745 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,317 Nah. I'm stuffed. 746 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,449 I couldn't eat another bite. 747 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,147 Ha! Kidding. 748 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:03,540 Waitress!Oh-ho-ho-ho! 749 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,065 [shudders] I have human remains on me. 750 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:08,110 That's your fault, okay? 751 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:10,678 You grabbed the bag. This is your fault. 752 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:12,158 What is your deal? 753 00:30:12,201 --> 00:30:14,073 Why are you driving around clutching someone's ashes? 754 00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:16,336 And don't tell me it's none of my business, 755 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,903 because it is all over me. 756 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,513 Why are you carrying around 757 00:30:19,556 --> 00:30:21,863 a dead Heidi, and what is an au pair? 758 00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:24,735 An au pair is rich for "babysitter." 759 00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:26,433 She took care of me 760 00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:28,652 from the day I was born until I was 17. 761 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,219 She passed away this year, 762 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,873 and her family... 763 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:34,789 they gave me a portion of her ashes to scatter in the ocean, 764 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,183 because that's where we went to a lot together. 765 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:38,837 That's what she wanted. 766 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,621 Wait, what? 767 00:30:40,664 --> 00:30:42,362 You were so close to someone 768 00:30:42,405 --> 00:30:45,147 that they wanted you to scatter their ashes? 769 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:46,670 It's that hard for you to believe 770 00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,498 that I was ever close to someone? 771 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:49,760 Uh, yeah. 772 00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,415 Well, I was. 773 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:54,722 I was close to her. 774 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,158 I loved her. 775 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,639 And she loved me. She practically raised me. 776 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:04,732 If I needed somebody, she was there. 777 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,517 Then she went back to Austria. 778 00:31:07,561 --> 00:31:10,216 And the very next person 779 00:31:10,259 --> 00:31:13,828 to love me like that was Rebecca. 780 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:15,961 ♪ 781 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:18,137 And now they're gone. 782 00:31:19,747 --> 00:31:21,662 They're both gone. 783 00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:26,536 The people I cared about most in my life... 784 00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:29,670 ...are gone. 785 00:31:31,672 --> 00:31:33,804 REBECCA and DARRYL: ♪ This song goes in a loop-de-loop♪ 786 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:37,460 ♪ It starts at the end, and it ends at the start ♪ 787 00:31:37,504 --> 00:31:39,593 ♪ And this song goes in a loop-de-loop... ♪ 788 00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:42,335 Oh, my God, that is such a great song!Right, it's so... 789 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:43,640 Oh!Oh, my God. 790 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:46,078 [laughs]: You're so gross... Oh.[laughing] 791 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,383 We can't go home like this.No. 792 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:50,082 We put the "ew" in "barbecue." 793 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,910 [laughs] 794 00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:53,912 I'm kind of meat-drunk, so I really like 795 00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,696 that dad joke right now, actually. 796 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:57,698 Ooh, ooh. Wait, there's a truck stop. 797 00:31:57,741 --> 00:32:00,005 Do you want to go wash up? 798 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:02,877 And also, I'm weirdly still hungry, so maybe get some dessert, right? 799 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,357 [laughs] Let's do it! 800 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,880 Yeah! Okay. 801 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,100 ♪ 802 00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,974 PAULA: So you got that from a man 803 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:17,674 named Grover in Cleveland who was not Grover Cleveland? 804 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:19,763 Exactly. [laughs] [laughs] 805 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,591 Exactly.Ah... 806 00:32:21,635 --> 00:32:22,897 That's a good one, though. 807 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,812 Paula. What are you doing? 808 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,727 The desk is in the truck. 809 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:28,685 We got to go. I-I have a gig tonight. 810 00:32:28,729 --> 00:32:31,601 What? Well, we can't leave before we see the collection 811 00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:33,560 of vintage tuna containers. 812 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:34,909 Ooh, and Mrs. Beattie 813 00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:36,955 has invited us over for dinner! 814 00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,347 That's it, Paula! Enough! 815 00:32:38,391 --> 00:32:39,958 I can't stay here all night enabling 816 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,786 your procrastination caused by an inner fear of success 817 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:45,572 that's making you put off studying for your finals. 818 00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,922 Wow. Josh. 819 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,619 Did I get that right? 820 00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:53,145 Oh, my God, I think you did. 821 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,494 Sounds right to me. 822 00:32:54,537 --> 00:32:56,365 But what do I know? 823 00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,585 I got 43 porcelain cats. 824 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,500 Only 43, huh? 825 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,807 [sniffles] 826 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,287 [exhales] 827 00:33:07,681 --> 00:33:10,336 There, there. 828 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,860 I'm lonely. 829 00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,558 So lonely. 830 00:33:15,602 --> 00:33:19,649 I don't know why I can't have that closeness with anyone else. 831 00:33:19,693 --> 00:33:20,999 Huh. 832 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,262 Well, you could try being nicer to people. 833 00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:25,568 That could be a good first step. 834 00:33:25,612 --> 00:33:26,700 [scoffs] 835 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:28,310 You think I don't know that? 836 00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,617 You think I don't know that I'm a jerk? 837 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,880 I don't want to be that way. 838 00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,189 When I'm hurt, I clam up and I lash out. 839 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:40,540 It's kind of a... clamming anda lashing. 840 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:43,717 [takes deep breath]Well, you're not doing that right now. 841 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,762 No, I'm weeping right now. It's pathetic. 842 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,329 No, it's human. 843 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:51,029 And... you should show more people this side of you. 844 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,815 Heidi would be proud. 845 00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:57,078 I mean, I think. I didn't know her. 846 00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:59,820 I'm just inferring a lot from what you said. 847 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:02,866 All she wanted was to get back to the ocean, 848 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,564 and I failed. 849 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,479 I failed her. 850 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:13,834 Sorry I couldn't get you where you needed to go, Heidi. 851 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,053 [sniffles] 852 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,491 Yeah, you did.[sighs] 853 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,536 You kindof did. 854 00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:27,326 ♪ 855 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:50,523 This is a clear health violation. 856 00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:54,048 Auf Wiedersehen, Heidi. 857 00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:56,703 [sighs] 858 00:34:56,746 --> 00:34:59,271 Hey, I think you were right about my car. 859 00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:02,100 Yeah, I am. 860 00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,423 Dang, cowboy! 861 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:24,252 You don't look like a dang cowboy.Well, my outfit 862 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:27,908 was trashed, so I, uh, bought new duds in the gift shop. 863 00:35:27,951 --> 00:35:30,040 And then the, uh, molasses wouldn't budge, 864 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:32,521 so I just... buzzed the old duster. 865 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,436 [gasps] 866 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,916 Oh, my God. You shaved your mustache. 867 00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:37,047 I didn't notice. 868 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,876 But I did save it for the scrapbook. 869 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,313 Wait, Darryl, are you okay? 870 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:44,838 That mustache was a... big part of your identity. 871 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,405 If you want to cry right now, 872 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,971 I will not yell at you, I promise. 873 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:51,018 No, I feel good. I feel fine. 874 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:54,500 I'm just happy to be here with you. 875 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,197 [laughs softly] 876 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:57,503 Oh...Oh. 877 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,026 Oh. 878 00:35:59,069 --> 00:36:01,071 ♪ 879 00:36:16,435 --> 00:36:17,392 [air brakes hiss] 880 00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:18,785 Oh, my God. 881 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,917 Oh, whoa, Nelly. 882 00:36:23,572 --> 00:36:25,400 [laughs nervously]Yeah. 883 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,489 [clears throat]Um... 884 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:29,752 I'm gonna get in the car. 885 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,409 [exhales] There it is. 886 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:35,802 Looks great. 887 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,760 [takes deep breath] 888 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,066 You're gonna be a great lawyer. 889 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:41,416 How do you know? 890 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,070 Because you really care about it. 891 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:45,464 If you didn't care about it, you wouldn't have been so worried 892 00:36:45,507 --> 00:36:46,900 and done the thing with the desk. 893 00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:49,555 But you are and you did, so... 894 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,078 you will. 895 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,427 Thanks. 896 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,429 Thanks for saying that. 897 00:36:56,431 --> 00:36:58,433 ♪ 898 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,228 Here, this came in the mail. 899 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,273 It's apartment listings in the area. 900 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:13,753 [quietly]: Uh-huh. 901 00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:16,886 Dude, you have got to move out of Hector's mom's house. 902 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:19,411 You mean so I can establish my own boundaries, 903 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,587 spread my wings, find my own path? 904 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,545 No. Because it's sad and weird. 905 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,547 A lot of people keep saying that to me. 906 00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:27,506 Mm, all right. 907 00:37:27,549 --> 00:37:29,595 DARRYL: So... REBECCA: Yeah. 908 00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:30,552 [forced laughter] 909 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:32,815 That was a very quiet ride home. 910 00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:34,513 Yeah, it sure was. 911 00:37:34,556 --> 00:37:37,994 Um... so, listen, Darryl, 912 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,822 I think we're on the same page about this, 913 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,476 but... to be clear, 914 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,349 I don't think you and I are meant for romance. 915 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,611 Oh, God. Oh, good,Okay. 916 00:37:45,654 --> 00:37:47,265 'cause that was why I didn't say anything. 917 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,005 Oh, my God, that's why I didn't say anything. 918 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:50,442 I mean, I thought we were on the same...[stammering] 919 00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:51,486 Okay.Okay. 920 00:37:51,530 --> 00:37:53,314 Whew! 921 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,185 You know, I was thinking, 922 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,797 the fact that I was attracted to you... 923 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,538 it gives me hope. 924 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:00,843 Yeah?I mean, 925 00:38:00,887 --> 00:38:02,802 I was attracted to someone nice. 926 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,499 I mean, if that can happen, 927 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:07,807 maybe I can be attracted to a different type of guy. 928 00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,417 You know? Guys who aren't 929 00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:12,638 withholding or cold or jerks or unavailable 930 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,945 or dating other people or immoral or married or... 931 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:18,121 Nathaniel or Greg or Josh. 932 00:38:18,165 --> 00:38:19,688 I hope one day 933 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:23,301 to find someone who is as kind and as loving as you are. 934 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:26,347 That is so sweet of you to say. 935 00:38:26,391 --> 00:38:28,654 You know what? I've just decided something. 936 00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:30,743 I'm gonna start dating again. 937 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,135 Well, good for you!Yeah. 938 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:34,964 I'm gonna fire up the apps, I'm gonna do it, 939 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,488 and if I'm lucky, 940 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,665 maybe there are other Darryls out there in the world. 941 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,492 Oh... 942 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:42,058 Oh. 943 00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,495 Mmm.Mmm. 944 00:38:43,538 --> 00:38:44,757 Okay. 945 00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:48,151 [exhales]You know, just for the record, 946 00:38:48,195 --> 00:38:49,762 I bet you're great in bed. 947 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:52,982 Oh, yeah. I also have an enormous penis. 948 00:38:53,026 --> 00:38:54,462 Good for you, buddy. 949 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:55,855 [Evelyn clears throat] 950 00:38:55,898 --> 00:38:57,552 I'm gonna head out. 951 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,772 But I'm gonna need a check. 952 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:04,211 And much like your penis, it's gonna be a big one. 953 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:06,300 ♪ 954 00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:11,305 [door opens] 955 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,525 You wanted to see me? 956 00:39:13,568 --> 00:39:16,615 Something in particular you wanted to yell at me about? 957 00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:18,747 No. I... Please, sit down. 958 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,662 I, um... 959 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,098 I wanted to apologize. 960 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:23,404 I-I've been... 961 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,319 been horrible to you. 962 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,756 Yeah. Yeah, you have.And, um... 963 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,237 I'm sorry. 964 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,674 [sighs] Well, that's okay, Nathaniel. 965 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:34,284 You're a good kid. 966 00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:35,808 I've always seen that. 967 00:39:35,851 --> 00:39:37,679 Thanks. 968 00:39:37,723 --> 00:39:39,202 Um... 969 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,682 [clears throat] 970 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:42,205 I, um... 971 00:39:42,249 --> 00:39:44,338 have something for you. 972 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:45,687 Oh. 973 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,733 ♪ 974 00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,614 Whew. 975 00:39:59,658 --> 00:40:00,876 [exhales] 976 00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,668 Why'd you do that? 977 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:11,887 Um... well, I'm new to expressing affection. 978 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:13,933 Was that not... right? 979 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,457 Well... not exactly. 980 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,893 But it's a start. 981 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,634 I think you're on your way. 982 00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:22,724 Much like my sisters were on their way to a gouda festival 983 00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:25,161 when they were obliterated. 984 00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:29,427 I... I don't know what to say to that. 985 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,690 Yeah. Yeah, it's a toughie. 986 00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,735 HEATHER: Hey, Nathaniel. 987 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,737 Hmm?Guess who just leased 988 00:40:35,781 --> 00:40:39,480 a brand-new Civic, bitch. There you go. 989 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,177 Did you know there's Bluetooth in cars now? 990 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,092 Everyone knows that, yeah.That's crazy. 991 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,443 I did that. 992 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,793 I do nice things now. 993 00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:53,189 ♪ Good night, my sweet angel 994 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,757 ♪ Rest now, my love 995 00:40:55,801 --> 00:40:57,803 ♪ You'll be watched over 996 00:40:57,846 --> 00:41:00,370 ♪ By Jesus above 997 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:04,940 ♪ And as you sink into the sweetness of sleep ♪ 998 00:41:04,984 --> 00:41:07,639 ♪ Know that your daddy's love 999 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:10,468 ♪ Runs just as deep 1000 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:11,991 ♪ 1001 00:41:12,034 --> 00:41:14,646 ♪ You lived on my face 1002 00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:17,126 ♪ Since you were first born 1003 00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:19,302 ♪ Catching my tears 1004 00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,696 ♪ And occasionally corn 1005 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:23,872 ♪ Though my lip may be bare 1006 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:26,396 ♪ My soul is quite lush 1007 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,095 ♪ Farewell, fair mustache 1008 00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,227 ♪ And this tiny brush 1009 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:34,013 ♪ And these clippers 1010 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,537 ♪ And this beard oil 1011 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,539 ♪ And this backup beard oil 1012 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,454 [Hebby crying]♪ And... 1013 00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:41,673 Damn it. 1014 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:43,152 Evelyn? 1015 00:41:43,196 --> 00:41:45,764 Can you comfort Hebby? 1016 00:41:45,807 --> 00:41:47,809 I'm with my baby. 1017 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:53,119 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1018 00:41:58,124 --> 00:41:59,125 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org